No, of course he isn’t. But that won’t stop every conspiracy theorist/religious nut with dial-up from presenting the fruits of their G.E.D. research paper. Take this fine piece of investigative journalism, for instance. Now, here’s a guy who understands the importance of exclamation marks. At first, I was turned off by the fact that I couldn’t wrap my mind around his mode of reasoning, or even look at the page without my eyes burning. But now I understand the glorious truth, thanks to the rave review from Ray Martinez, of Miramir, Florida, and the bold, underlined promise that I ‘have never seen anything as detailed as this report.’ Truly this man carries the Message of the Lord.
BONUS! While searching for a scary photo of Barack (Hussein!) Obama, I found this sweet-ass decal, which I trust you will have purchased by the time you finish this sentence you still have time oh shit too late.
The pop culture every-day geniuses that power Wikipedia have this little forum behind the scenes that they use to debate whether or not certain sentences are biased, non-informative, or written by someone other than them. Just navigate to any wiki page and click on the link at the top called “discussion” to stimulate potential pretentious hilarity.
Most of the time the debate on the discussion page is pretty lame. Grammar and vandal fixes abound. But every now and then a topic comes along that generates some really… special back and forth from some really… fancy people. Especially note the ignorance deftly masked with subtlety. You won’t find that in most forums. And then there are the topics with discussion that’s serious and profound, except for the fact that what all the talk is about is the stupidest fucking thing in existence.
Here are five such articles that make you go “Just stop.”
Being only half a year old still makes this old as shit, but it doesn’t matter because it’s the perfect first post for The Reasonal. This is what you can expect from us in the future. Terminally nerdy, confused Jewish teens using YouTube to complain about the obviously important things in life: The Atrocities of Steven Spielberg. But this is no slight to you, Daxflame. I appreciate what you do. Your videos bring my cynical heart joy from the sheer insanity of it all. Even if they might be fake as way too many people have debated.
Sadly, Daxflame hasn’t vlogged in several months. Unless he’s changed his awesome pseudonym into something even more awesome and I haven’t been able to find it. But this hasn’t deterred the thousands of eloquent YouTubers who still subscribe to his videos (myself included) and feel the need to call him a “dubass” and tell him “ur gay”.
Oh yeh. The thing that makes this particular video is the very last two seconds. Thanks, friend. I was afraid I had done something wrong until you said that.
