Did you know that you are either evil or stupid or both?  Because I’m here to tell ya that those are the only options left if you don’t believe in the genius of Time Cube.  Did you know that “SICK TEACHERS ARE PAID TO TEACH YOU EVIL TO ENSLAVE YOU STUPID AND YOU NOW POSSESS AN IDIOT CYCLOPIC MENTALITY” and that “Time Cube proves a 1 face god impossible, due to 4 corner face metamorphic human - baby, child, parent and grandparent faces”? Well get with the program, dummy.

Well, perhaps you’ve heard of Time Cube.  You better have, actually.  It’s as old as the Internet itself.  But you might not have heard about it’s creator and Wisest Human on Earth, Gene Ray.  Below is a video showing his awesomeness. Be prepared to have everything he says go right over your big stupid head.  And when you dismiss him as an insane meth addict, just remember that “Ignorance of Time Cube is Greatest Evil”.