As it often goes every few weeks, there’s a brutal war raging right now on Rotten Tomatoes between hundreds of faceless nerds and one poor critic.  This son of a bitch, Armond White (jesus… terrible name) had the balls to post a negative review for the already almost universally loved Star Trek remake, and he’s paying for it.  Well not really.  He’s a movie critic so he’s already reviled by everyone from kittens to rabbis.  And to all of the spittle-drenched nerd’s credit it is a pretty douchey review.

Some great comments from the over 200 post thread:

Stop being a turtle-necked douchebag and actually do a good review in your career! Really, Mission to Mars is a good film?? Mission? To? MARS?

scott g. makes a very good point

your a ******* moron, you know that… why don’t you stick to reviewing kiddy porn you homophobic *******.

And of course the only sane response to a bad movie review:

I hope his entire family dies.