Quite possibly the dumbest/best idea ever hatched was Yahoo! Answers.  Every hour thousands of what I can only imagine as rabid hobos naked at a cyber cafe ask hundreds of the most god awful, ill-informed questions and wait for equally naked, rabid hobos across the world to provide an answer.  Every now and then we’ll bring you some of the most current and best of these questions and answers as a little reminder of how you should be weeping every night in the shower like I do.

Do muslims believe in the Pharaoh? (Ancient Egyptians)?

I am taking an RE exam, and have recieved numerous informations, telling me they do. I just need to confirm this idea.

I can’t believe you’re so stupid, AnotherOne. Information doesn’t need an ’s’.  Fuck.

Why is that the wealthy people kill there family members but the poor people dont?

lately all i have been hearing is the wealthy people commiting suicide and killing each other because they need money. but the poor people dont kill each other they love there family and they stick together.

Wealthy people hire poor people to kill their family members.  So technically it’s the poor people that are doing the killing.  Don’t you look foolish.

Why are mixed raced people more well behaved than African Americans most of the time?

It seems like whenever there is somebody that speaks proper english, dresses and walks normally and somebody you can have an intelligent conversation with, they are always mixed race or have at least 1 white grandparent.

(Intelligent and relevant answers only.)

This best part of this blatant racism is the ending in parathenses.  Like that’s ever going to happen on Yahoo! Answers, asshole.