I’m all about pre-marital online sex.  The more disgusting teenagers virtually groping each other the better.  So you can imagine my outrage when I was linked to this local Atlanta news article explaining the ins and outs of what is essentially sexting.  How dare they blow these poor kid’s cover and give parents everywhere an excuse to go through their phones and chat logs.

Then my outrage quickly turned into glee as I got to number 10 on the list.  And it only got more hilarious from there.  Are you FOL like me?  Well FMLTWIA and try not to be disappointed when you see that I’m Q2C and—oh, shit!  PAW and J/O!  About 80% of these are just ridiculous and made up.  Plus I’m really surprised to see the word “cum” and the phrase “is it tight?” on their site.  And if anyone actually uses these they’ll just make up new ones now.

Some suggestions:

LWGGADA — Let’s Watch Golden Girls And Do Anal

HMOS — Hollow Me Out, Sailor

RUAADBOTI…N — Are You Actually A Dude? Because One Time I… Nevermind

(found thru Fazed)