Remember Geocities?  And Angelfire?  And Tripod?  Did you think the days of seizure-inducing personal homepage atrocities were dying with Myspace?  Well you’re as wrong as you’ve ever been.  Because those halcyon days of embarrassment are still forever declining in the form of Piczo. It’s been around for a little while but luckily I hadn’t heard about it until a couple months ago.  This post is for those of you who are still like I was back then.  I’m jealous of you and I must share my suffering.

Piczo is nowhere near as massive as Facebook or Twitter but it’s still got thousands and thousands of users.  It’s just so baffling how the people that create these pages make it through life.  What goes through their heads that tells them it’s acceptable to design this or this?  And don’t think that these are just exceptionally bad ones that I searched and searched for.  It took me 30 seconds to find both just randomly clicking around.  Every goddamn profile page on the site is that bad.  There’s just too much to ridicule, it’s overwhelming me.  So just click right here and let the sparkling butterflies and Katy Perry songs guide you through Internet purgatory.  Feel free to post your best findings in the comments section.