Did you know that you are either evil or stupid or both?  Because I’m here to tell ya that those are the only options left if you don’t believe in the genius of Time Cube.  Did you know that “SICK TEACHERS ARE PAID TO TEACH YOU EVIL TO ENSLAVE YOU STUPID AND YOU NOW POSSESS AN IDIOT CYCLOPIC MENTALITY” and that “Time Cube proves a 1 face god impossible, due to 4 corner face metamorphic human – baby, child, parent and grandparent faces”? Well get with the program, dummy.

Well, perhaps you’ve heard of Time Cube.  You better have, actually.  It’s as old as the Internet itself.  But you might not have heard about it’s creator and Wisest Human on Earth, Gene Ray.  Below is a video showing his awesomeness. Be prepared to have everything he says go right over your big stupid head.  And when you dismiss him as an insane meth addict, just remember that “Ignorance of Time Cube is Greatest Evil”.

Old people scare the shit out of me.  And edarem up there is no exception.  This guy invented insanity.  That he looks like Doc Brown on acid only slightly helps his credibility.  edarem was an extremely prolific YouTuber up until a couple weeks ago, when it was discovered that he was a registered sex offender in Florida and South Carolina.  He’s since stopped uploading for what is probably fear of being persecuted or maybe investigated by his local authorities.

But really after all of that, what creeps me out the most about edarem (because to me he seems mostly harmless) is his cult-like following on YouTube, which has only gotten more intense since the discovery.  Look at the comments section of any of his videos or his channel and you’ll see post after post of blind adoration and support.  There are crazies calling for his head, but they’re few and far between.  What is it about a 70 year old guy who posts the most mundane and bizarre ponderings that makes thousands of people go just as batshit as him?

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