05/20/09
8:08 PM
It’s time I reiterated one basic fact about Facebook. Your real name, personal information, and picture of you trying to look more attractive than you actually are, are right fucking there for everyone to see. So when you create public groups like this one–FUCK NAZI AND SKINHEAD GROUPS ON HERE TIME TO PISS THEM OFF !!!–your mom, me, and anyone else looking to make fun of your dumb ass can easily do so.
Now what’s different about this installment is that this group isn’t necessarily racist, unlike these guys and the Holocaust hoax groups that have been mentioned heavily in the news lately. But they embody the spirit of racism in their unnecessary caps lock and exclamation marks. By calling Hitler a homo, the only point you make is it that you hate gay people, or at the very least are just too stupid to realize what you’re typing. So my advice is to delete this 126 member group and start fresh with one called “LET’S HAVE AN INTELLIGENT DEBATE ON THE ETHICAL AND MORAL IMPLICATIONS OF ALLOWING OBVIOUSLY RACIST ORGANIZATIONS ON FACEBOOK”. You can keep your caps lock, but I’m confiscating the exclamation marks.
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05/18/09
4:02 PM
The Internet is home to a great many repositories of knowledge. Among the finest is the HVAC Community Message Board. For those of you unfamiliar with the fancy acronym, it stands for “Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning,” which is an honorable profession practiced by high-school dropouts all over this great nation. We are fortunate to have unrestrained access to this think-tank, so that these proud Americans can enlighten us with one-sided arguments and conservative circle-jerking. Their opinions on President Obama’s speech at Notre Dame are very insightful. And don’t get them started on Science versus God’s Holy Word. Not if you want to live.
Lo, and Jesus spake and saith “Y’all better not take no shit from nobody.”
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05/05/09
3:18 PM
The pop culture every-day geniuses that power Wikipedia have this little forum behind the scenes that they use to debate whether or not certain sentences are biased, non-informative, or written by someone other than them. Just navigate to any wiki page and click on the link at the top called “discussion” to stimulate potential pretentious hilarity.
Most of the time the debate on the discussion page is pretty lame. Grammar and vandal fixes abound. But every now and then a topic comes along that generates some really… special back and forth from some really… fancy people. Especially note the ignorance deftly masked with subtlety. You won’t find that in most forums. And then there are the topics with discussion that’s serious and profound, except for the fact that what all the talk is about is the stupidest fucking thing in existence.
Here are five such articles that make you go “Just stop.”
Click this to read on.
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When It Comes To Marriage,
Exclusivity = Value
05/29/09
2:19 PM
Surely you’ve heard of the National Organization for Marriage. That’s the hate group with the corporate jargon-sounding name that protects us from scary new ideas like same-sex marriage. They’re famous for their PSAs featuring bigots and their children that clear up the issues with some much-needed fearmongering. But that’s not the only resource these fuckers host.
The NOM Blog is a place where you, the rabid marriage advocate, can make sure your voice is heard. Who wouldn’t want to be in the company of these Christian soldiers as they discuss the gay agenda at work in the outcome of the Miss America pageant?
Click for some mind-blowing (but not in a gay way) examples.
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