Surely you’ve heard of the National Organization for Marriage. That’s the hate group with the corporate jargon-sounding name that protects us from scary new ideas like same-sex marriage. They’re famous for their PSAs featuring bigotsand their children that clear up the issues with some much-needed fearmongering. But that’s not the only resource these fuckers host.
The NOM Blog is a place where you, the rabid marriage advocate, can make sure your voice is heard. Who wouldn’t want to be in the company of these Christian soldiers as they discuss the gay agenda at work in the outcome of the Miss America pageant?
It’s time I reiterated one basic fact about Facebook. Your real name, personal information, and picture of you trying to look more attractive than you actually are, are right fucking there for everyone to see. So when you create public groups like this one–FUCK NAZI AND SKINHEAD GROUPS ON HERE TIME TO PISS THEM OFF !!!–your mom, me, and anyone else looking to make fun of your dumb ass can easily do so.
Now what’s different about this installment is that this group isn’t necessarily racist, unlike these guys and the Holocaust hoax groups that have been mentioned heavily in the news lately. But they embody the spirit of racism in their unnecessary caps lock and exclamation marks. By calling Hitler a homo, the only point you make is it that you hate gay people, or at the very least are just too stupid to realize what you’re typing. So my advice is to delete this 126 member group and start fresh with one called “LET’S HAVE AN INTELLIGENT DEBATE ON THE ETHICAL AND MORAL IMPLICATIONS OF ALLOWING OBVIOUSLY RACIST ORGANIZATIONS ON FACEBOOK”. You can keep your caps lock, but I’m confiscating the exclamation marks.
The Internet is home to a great many repositories of knowledge. Among the finest is the HVAC Community Message Board. For those of you unfamiliar with the fancy acronym, it stands for “Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning,” which is an honorable profession practiced by high-school dropouts all over this great nation. We are fortunate to have unrestrained access to this think-tank, so that these proud Americans can enlighten us with one-sided arguments and conservative circle-jerking. Their opinions on President Obama’s speech at Notre Dame are very insightful. And don’t get them started on Science versus God’s Holy Word. Not if you want to live.
Lo, and Jesus spake and saith “Y’all better not take no shit from nobody.”
This is a fairly dated clip, but its poignancy has aged well. I can’t say too much without giving it away, but suffice to say it’s a clip of an atheist talk show that accepts calls from the audience. Most of this particular call goes well, with Matt, the host, patiently explaining his point of view when it comes to faith and justifying a personal belief. Now, you should really watch the entire video, but as eleven minutes is an eternity on the Internet, and you’re probably at work trying not to get caught, you will be forgiven for jumping ahead until the last thirty seconds of the clip. This is where you will find what we in the biz call “the money shot” or “a dazzling display of WTeffinF?!”
While it’s good to see Matt laugh, this is the kind of shit that keeps me awake at night.
As it often goes every few weeks, there’s a brutal war raging right now on Rotten Tomatoes between hundreds of faceless nerds and one poor critic. This son of a bitch, Armond White (jesus… terrible name) had the balls to post a negative review for the already almost universally loved Star Trek remake, and he’s paying for it. Well not really. He’s a movie critic so he’s already reviled by everyone from kittens to rabbis. And to all of the spittle-drenched nerd’s credit it is a pretty douchey review.
Some great comments from the over 200 post thread:
Stop being a turtle-necked douchebag and actually do a good review in your career! Really, Mission to Mars is a good film?? Mission? To? MARS?
scott g. makes a very good point
your a ******* moron, you know that… why don’t you stick to reviewing kiddy porn you homophobic *******.
And of course the only sane response to a bad movie review:
When It Comes To Marriage,
Exclusivity = Value
05/29/09
2:19 PM
Surely you’ve heard of the National Organization for Marriage. That’s the hate group with the corporate jargon-sounding name that protects us from scary new ideas like same-sex marriage. They’re famous for their PSAs featuring bigots and their children that clear up the issues with some much-needed fearmongering. But that’s not the only resource these fuckers host.
The NOM Blog is a place where you, the rabid marriage advocate, can make sure your voice is heard. Who wouldn’t want to be in the company of these Christian soldiers as they discuss the gay agenda at work in the outcome of the Miss America pageant?
Click for some mind-blowing (but not in a gay way) examples.
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