The Reasonal » jewish http://thereasonal.com nothing personal, but you're wrong Fri, 05 Jun 2009 23:38:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Real Men Love Jesus, Ductwork http://thereasonal.com/post/know-yourductwork-installation-technician/ http://thereasonal.com/post/know-yourductwork-installation-technician/#comments Mon, 18 May 2009 20:02:23 +0000 Big City http://thereasonal.com/?p=418 hvac
The Internet is home to a great many repositories of knowledge. Among the finest is the HVAC Community Message Board. For those of you unfamiliar with the fancy acronym, it stands for “Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning,” which is an honorable profession practiced by high-school dropouts all over this great nation. We are fortunate to have unrestrained access to this think-tank, so that these proud Americans can enlighten us with one-sided arguments and conservative circle-jerking. Their opinions on President Obama’s speech at Notre Dame are very insightful. And don’t get them started on Science versus God’s Holy Word. Not if you want to live.

Lo, and Jesus spake and saith “Y’all better not take no shit from nobody.”

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Being only half a year old still makes this old as shit, but it doesn’t matter because it’s the perfect first post for The Reasonal.  This is what you can expect from us in the future.  Terminally nerdy, confused Jewish teens using YouTube to complain about the obviously important things in life: The Atrocities of Steven Spielberg. But this is no slight to you, Daxflame. I appreciate what you do. Your videos bring my cynical heart joy from the sheer insanity of it all. Even if they might be fake as way too many people have debated.

Sadly, Daxflame hasn’t vlogged in several months.  Unless he’s changed his awesome pseudonym into something even more awesome and I haven’t been able to find it.  But this hasn’t deterred the thousands of eloquent YouTubers who still subscribe to his videos (myself included) and feel the need to call him a “dubass” and tell him “ur gay”.

Oh yeh.  The thing that makes this particular video is the very last two seconds.  Thanks, friend.  I was afraid I had done something wrong until you said that.

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