05/16/09
8:37 PM

There are essentially 3 types of question/response combinations on Yahoo! Answers that always illicit a “What?” (or “wat“) response. Each combination is very similar but also subtly different. Observe.
Example 1: The Obvious
My girlfriend insists on shaving her back before going to the beach. Is this worth fighting about?
I don’t think she needs to do this, and I tell her I love her the way she is and she’s being superficial. Then she gets mad at me and says what I think doesn’t matter, she doesn’t want to look like an ape and have people stare at her. Should I just let this go? I feel like she’s doubting how much I care for her.
What? Your girlfriend has a hairy back. Either dump her or shave it for her and make a badass sweater.

