Posts Tagged ‘thread’

When It Comes To Marriage,
Exclusivity = Value

05/29/09

2:19 PM

Surely you’ve heard of the National Organization for Marriage. That’s the hate group with the corporate jargon-sounding name that protects us from scary new ideas like same-sex marriage. They’re famous for their PSAs featuring bigots and their children that clear up the issues with some much-needed fearmongering. But that’s not the only resource these fuckers host.

The NOM Blog is a place where you, the rabid marriage advocate, can make sure your voice is heard. Who wouldn’t want to be in the company of these Christian soldiers as they discuss the gay agenda at work in the outcome of the Miss America pageant?

Click for some mind-blowing (but not in a gay way) examples.

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Real Men Love Jesus, Ductwork

05/18/09

4:02 PM

hvac
The Internet is home to a great many repositories of knowledge. Among the finest is the HVAC Community Message Board. For those of you unfamiliar with the fancy acronym, it stands for “Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning,” which is an honorable profession practiced by high-school dropouts all over this great nation. We are fortunate to have unrestrained access to this think-tank, so that these proud Americans can enlighten us with one-sided arguments and conservative circle-jerking. Their opinions on President Obama’s speech at Notre Dame are very insightful. And don’t get them started on Science versus God’s Holy Word. Not if you want to live.

Lo, and Jesus spake and saith “Y’all better not take no shit from nobody.”

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Do Not Disrespect The Trek

05/07/09

5:55 PM

Star Trek Critic

As it often goes every few weeks, there’s a brutal war raging right now on Rotten Tomatoes between hundreds of faceless nerds and one poor critic.  This son of a bitch, Armond White (jesus… terrible name) had the balls to post a negative review for the already almost universally loved Star Trek remake, and he’s paying for it.  Well not really.  He’s a movie critic so he’s already reviled by everyone from kittens to rabbis.  And to all of the spittle-drenched nerd’s credit it is a pretty douchey review.

Some great comments from the over 200 post thread:

Stop being a turtle-necked douchebag and actually do a good review in your career! Really, Mission to Mars is a good film?? Mission? To? MARS?

scott g. makes a very good point

your a ******* moron, you know that… why don’t you stick to reviewing kiddy porn you homophobic *******.

And of course the only sane response to a bad movie review:

I hope his entire family dies.

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