Posts Tagged ‘yahoo! answers’

05/16/09

8:37 PM

hairy-yahoo-back

There are essentially 3 types of question/response combinations on Yahoo! Answers that always illicit a “What?” (or “wat“) response.  Each combination is very similar but also subtly different.  Observe.

Example 1: The Obvious

My girlfriend insists on shaving her back before going to the beach. Is this worth fighting about?

I don’t think she needs to do this, and I tell her I love her the way she is and she’s being superficial. Then she gets mad at me and says what I think doesn’t matter, she doesn’t want to look like an ape and have people stare at her. Should I just let this go? I feel like she’s doubting how much I care for her.

What?  Your girlfriend has a hairy back.  Either dump her or shave it for her and make a badass sweater.

Hit this for the other 2. CLICK FASTER

05/11/09

5:19 PM

Yahoo! Mummy

Quite possibly the dumbest/best idea ever hatched was Yahoo! Answers.  Every hour thousands of what I can only imagine as rabid hobos naked at a cyber cafe ask hundreds of the most god awful, ill-informed questions and wait for equally naked, rabid hobos across the world to provide an answer.  Every now and then we’ll bring you some of the most current and best of these questions and answers as a little reminder of how you should be weeping every night in the shower like I do.

Hit this to read on for 3 reasons you should be planning suicide.