This statement covers the proverbial ass of The Reasonal site owners.  You using this site indicates your agreement to abide by these terms.

Comments/Discussions Terms of Use
So our comments don’t disintegrate into something you’d see on Youtube, users of the site must follow these rules and guidelines.  If not, we’ll delete your comment, block your IP and stop calling you on the weekends.  Then where will you be?

• If a comment is made under your screenname, then it’s made by you.  Don’t try to tell us your cousin posted as you.
• Don’t post abusive, obscene, threatening, harassing, defamatory, libelous, offensive or sexually explicit material.
• Don’t try to sell or buy any product or service, because no one is going to fall for that.  And no one wants what you got.
• Don’t post stuff that infringes copyright.
• Don’t post stuff that you know to be confidential or sensitive or against the law.  Don’t be a NARC.
• Don’t you dare question our actions.  Your comment was removed for a reason.
• Stay on topic.
• We don’t have control over what you post, so we, of course, aren’t responsible for it.

Submission Terms of Use
We have the right to edit and/or alter any submission. We also reserve the right not to use the submission at all and/or to use as much as we want.  Anything you submit to us, you agree to let us use have a non-exclusive, perpetual, worldwide license to do whatever we please with it.  So be careful.  Don’t submit anything you don’t want possibly corrupted by our terrible minds.  It is also agreed upon that you have full rights to whatever you’re submitting, and that you own and control it in every way, and it doesn’t infringe on any other person or company’s rights or privacy.  You also agree to defend and hold us harmless for anything infringement on your part in submitting this material.  Thanks for all that.

Notification of Changes
Whenever we change our Terms of Use, we’ll post those changes to this page, and other places that are appropriate.  So check back often for your weekly dose of boring.